Yes and No

I like our house. Yes, we have bed bugs. Yes, the furnace broke down twice. Yes, we have had to replace one fridge and two ranges. Yes, the roof needs to be replaced, and there was leaking into Justina's room. And yes, her foot fell through the ceiling. Yes, we have a nice yard. Yes, birds like to hang out in a tree in the back. Yes, there are lots of people to dance with. Yes, there are lots of people to drink wine with and pray with. Yes, there is room for a dog. Yes, we are having our first party tomorrow night. And no, you probably won't get bed bugs.